THE QUIET CARTEL
Jimmy Capo
Jimmy is a 20 year veteran law enforcement officer who is unnervingly polite, but capably violent. It all starts in the south Bronx, from working on bikes/cars and machining and then diesel equipment. It’s all about weapons of opportunity, besides firearms/knives/martial arts. Even though he has five fingers, he usually just communicates with three. He’s an arrogant gastronome fallible sommelier,guacamole artist and forensic student. Definitely no Zagat or Yelp using gentile, it’s all about the mom and pop operation. When ever possible, trying new silencers, SBR builds,filling out 4473 forms (like a Docta’), always on a state of constant vigilance and filling up dance cards. Always providing personal protection/training and consulting to high profile/risk/Wall street/fortune 500 companies and sports/entertaining venues. Instructor today, student everyday! Don’t show them what you can do, teach them what they can do!
Low-Decibal Dave
Low Decibel Dave (Silencer Guru) is a great family man with old world values and 2 decades of serious gun handling. He’s also so blue collar it “hurts”. As a member of The Quiet Cartel, L.D.D. brings not only his complete and total enthusiasm for silencers and SBR builds, but some pretty handy organic/aeroponic gardening capabilities if you’re ever in the need of some zucchini or fresh eggs. He’s also a consummate seeker of human biomechanics and an admirer of combative flow. Finally, Dave is also an artist, a sculptor of stone and concept (and we don’t mean just his biceps) he regularly applies his talents to fancy-up the lives of the common man, fat cats and aristocrats.
The Ramon
Ramon (aka The Ramon) is the Cartel’s MOST dapper dresser, regardless of his overuse of the simplistic term “outfit” (so wrong!) And that’s not all,people. The Ramon is what you would call a “cigar aficionado”, with a love and passion for his stogies, “the only phallic thing you can put in your mouth and look even more like a man”. The Ramon is also into aromatherapy, making his own candles and body soaps, and taking down terrorists. He has 17 years of Law Enforcement under his belt, including time as a Tactical Operator and instructor for Homeland Security. In fact, The Ramon’s belt is so maxed out from retaining in all his awesomeness-and inner city fat kid- from bursting out, that he enjoys learning and teaching aerobic/anaerobic development, and fitness techniques to his fellow officers to help in their job performance and overall quality of life. He wants the good guys feeling fit and mentally ready to protect and serve up a healthy dose of good old fashioned justice. “If you fail to prepare, prepare to fail.”
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